Do I have a treat for you!
Actually, I lied. No-one could call this a treat
. In one way it is. If you read it for more than 10 seconds, then the corrosive powers of the git's writing will remove the front part of your brain. In effect, it's a free lobotomy. Smashing your head with a sledgehammer fifteen times would have the same effects.
Not that some people don't deserve a free lobotomy; be my guest and read it.
But for those of you without my constitution, then I'll break it down for you.The Crib
(a dead giveaway already?) is a blog by an overweight white teenage boy in bumfuck America. He has to start each post with either:
- What's up, my bloggers
- Hey guys
And the ending of most posts is a variation of "Keep it real homies".
One of my pet hates is a white boy acting black - a wigger. Yes, those pathetic souls who believe that they were born in the wrong coloured skin. And if this isn't enough evidence, then the fact that he loves football (soccer for the uninitiated). There is nothing wrong with liking football, but the combination of a wigger who likes football is something that I never thought possible. Does he get the shit kicked out of him by his wigger posse? Do the black guys take pity on him for this?
Mate, get off the drugs. Seriously.
Oh, sorry - no drugs, because he is a Christian homeboy football lover. Who feels the need to apologise for writing too much. If only I could get a written apology for stumbling on this pap!